Can I come, too? I always wanted to ride an alpaca.

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I just can't handle this disrespect thing. I don't know who all these people think they are just asking me questions and stuff. How do you guys think up all these folksy quips you use to ward off the evil intent of the curious troublemakers? Any help the Pranksters can lend to my campaign would be greatly appreciated. Can I crash at the Alpaca Farm and give a speech at the Long Shots church? I have a great bit I do where someone like Tom pushes me down and I crack my head and speak yiddish for about 15 minutes...

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Just wanted you to know that 15 years ago I took the brave stance of your drummer in stating that your band would never again stand for being disrespected by a bunch of fleebs, I can tell you irrevocably that it worked for us, as we have grown to be the most respected band in Louisville history. Just ask us.

Todd Beavershaver

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D-I-S-R-E-S-P-C-T

SOCK IT TO ME SOCK IT TO ME SOCK IT TO ME SOCK IT TO ME

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Hey Cheeks...can you whip me up a pic of Sarah Palin lifting her KKK hood to wink at me? I want to put a poster up in the bar when nobody is lookin'

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Come to Paris!!! The French do disrespect better than anyone in the world!!!

There are as many different flavors to French disrespect, running the gamut from a simple "fuck yo mama" (nic ta mere) hurled from the window of a passing peugeot, to the exquisite frisson of distaste visible in the shopgirl's Gallic shrug as she turns her back to snub you from afar....

waiters even go to disrespect school to learn how to scornfully sling a cup of espresso down on a bistro table, while leering with a snide superior sneer. It's the artform of the 21st century!!

BTW - Semi literate web designer & washed up piano player looking for gainful employment...will work for food (byt NOT for fools)

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all offers considered...

A+ 

RR

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OK...maybe I am stupid, but so far I have been unsuccessful downloading the MP3s so I can burn a CD and get us disrespected while playing 9 ball....lil help? I am not familiar with either Mozilla or Quicktime, so maybe that is the problem. I live in a world with windows in it...lol

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A poem from Cletus and the Grits that matches up with the whole disprespect thing...sorry...i cutted and pasted it.

You Treat Me Like A Sponge

Sometimes you treat me like a worn out luffa.

I can tell when you wish you could wad me up, put some soap on me

And run me up and down the crack of your ass, you know.

Luckily, my skin is just not scratchy enough.

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Hey...anybody got any of that old dancing monkey Pranksters stuff left? I missed that entire portion of the show in self imposed exile. I would really like to lay my hands on a bummer sticker and/or tee shirt...that was the best design I have seen flow out of the entire endeavor yet...well...cept for the Moose Brew Crew tea shirt...lol...ya gotta admit that one was pretty cool.

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All my tunes are yours to do with whatever you may choose. I am honored that you are interested...I am just not sure how you will go about converting taped tunes to MP3s...that has proven to be part of the problem for Patrick and I...the files get way too big...also...the quality of the cassettes themselves...very disappointing. All my songs have been both copyrighted and published...hell...they are mostly so old they are prolly already in public domain...lol. If I can get enough tunes downloaded to make an actual CD, I will get it put on the juke box up at the Vestal Inn, and we can all be disrespected here, starting immediately.

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if i can get them off their asses, we can get disrespected in every city in the united States of America.

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What cities are we going to have to go to get disrespected now?   I fear change.

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Just you watch me Chickie! (wink).

Btw great tunes!!!          .RD has a cassette of "Child of the Sunrise" (in my humble opinion your best tune ever)    do you mind if we put that up?

Bunn 

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I seriously doubt it will be the last time...

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If i ever get them off there ass to finish our album we will have PLENTY of Dave Young Music.

PS  i just e mailed Myron and told him un no uncertain terms to never try hiring us at his juvenile Peak Summit Stuff ever again..........hell we made 18 dollars apiece at the old Cherokee Pub in 1977 at our first gig. This band has been disrespected in this city for the LAST TIME!

rmos 

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when one understands the development of the english language, then the phrase "correct english" becomes an oxymoron like "army intelligence" and "democratic party". andrew jackson said "i never trust a man who doesnt have more than one way to spell a word."

spell check is bullshit. its english..spell it anyway you want. kinda like rock and roll, it would sound ridickyoulust if sung correctly.

annette tells me that wizt is german for joke.

   LOL oops i mean laff owt lowt.

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Hey

Well, well, well... it's gratifying to see that a buncha ole hippy musicians take such a lively interest in the niceties of the English language ... & here I always thought that income meant the state of the penis after coitus with a prophylactic...live 'n learn, live 'n learn...

I was considering putting an automatic spell-checker on the guestbook, but I think it would be a shame to supress such admirable & enlightening discourse - also, I am such an incorrigibly lazy bastard...

HEY CHEEKS!!!

D'ya see I fixed your broken folder????

A+

RR

PS - I too think that more Dave Young music would be an excellent idea - can anybody send me some???

RR

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Somebody is always trying to correct my english. They read what is finished of my book and correct the word "loverly" which needs no correction and was intentionally put there just the way it is. Same with the word "duck" tape. I fuckin' know how it's spelled on the package, I just don't give a shit. Besides, as we all know, it's really rock n roll tape, anyhow. Unfortunately the whiz is right about sabbatocal. As I am fond of saying on the pool table, "my Engrish no good."

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you mis-spelled whiz.

   actually, whiz first appears on ste. catherine st. in louisville as the dizzy whiz. many etymologists mis-takenly link it to an abreviation of the word wizard, when in fact it comes from the alt deutche wort whiztbahg. whose meaning, though lost to antiquity,is summed up in the english phrase "slovenly and wistful in

an entirely unmeaningful way as to be cuter than the feurer". such were their hamburgers, and i relished in them for a fortnight.

so little did this console poor spunky i was compelled to lye on herth and quid malberg implano conservitus!

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Tom

Main Entry:

Pronunciation: \'täm\

Function: noun

Etymology:

Date: 1762

Definition: a male turkey

see also :

  ·  Peeping Tom

  ·  Tom and Jerry

  ·  Tom, Dick, and Harry

  ·  Uncle Tom

Very Sincerely Yours,

The Wiz

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