FORD PREFECT: At times like this, I wish I'd listened to what my mother said.

ARTHUR: What did she say?

FORD: I don't know, I wasn't listening! 

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I can't promise I'll try, but I'll try to try.

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well, since the friggin gnome got busy, I figured I ought to do my degrading, no-paying job before he made me look bad, so your myspace gigs list is full up through the end of August ...if you can get me November soon, that would be great, cuz I'm gonna be separated from my puter in August...not to worry, though, I really truly believe we'll patch things up again & get back together stronger than before.

RR

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the calendar is as up-to-date as can be - can I take off these stupid pointy ears now???

Disgruntled

the calendar gnome

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good 'n cheap:

• 225 g uncooked farfalle pasta
• 225 g hot Italian turkey sausage, cut into 1/2 inch slices
• 60 ml olive oil, divided
• 2 cloves garlic, diced
• 1/4 onion, diced
• 1 small zucchini, chopped
• 1 small yellow squash, chopped
• 3 roma (plum) tomatoes, chopped
• 1/2 green bell pepper, chopped
• 10 leaves fresh basil
• 2 g chicken bouillon granules
• 0.8 g red pepper flakes
• 25 g grated Parmesan cheese

• Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Place farfalle in pot and cook 8 to 10 minutes, until al dente; drain.



• Place sausage in a large skillet over medium heat and cook until evenly brown; set aside.
  



• Heat 1/4 cup oil in skillet. Stir in garlic and onion, and cook until tender. Mix in zucchini, squash, tomatoes, bell pepper and basil. Dissolve bouillon in the mixture. Season with red pepper. Stir in remaining oil. Continue cooking 10 minutes.



• Mix pasta, sausage and cheese into skillet. Continue cooking 5 minutes, or until heated through.

Good for diabetics, easy on the budget & enough for 2 people for 2 days

et encore

A+

RR

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Hey,

I mean, geez, Dave, look on the fucking bright side, why doncha? At least you're not fat, bald & depressed...

Oops...shit ...

forget I said anything...

Anyway, happy holidays to the Browning clan... & McHenry & Co.

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RR

P.S. - As a long time toiler in the vinyards of demeaning, less-than-noble, low paying jobs, I think I speak with some authority when I say, 'you can get used to anything...except you can't, not really"

P.P.S - my kid's been doing some recording in some local studio recently - want me to ask who & where?

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Dear Mr Schmoe,

    Despite the fact the you have only 7 toes, have trouble with your balance, have diabetic retinopathy in your eyes,, suffer from severe chronic fatigue, need to use the motorized carts at Krogers, and are a full-time caregiver for a 93 year -old woman...........we can see no reason why you are not presently working your ass off at some meaninless degrading part -time job somehwere. And your lame excuse that you do not play solo music gigs because you have no equipment or tranpsortation  to do so is just not acceptable.

Please get your self together you disabled little prick! You act like playing the drums is some kind of accomplishment......i assure you this office does not share your misguided view.

Have a wonderful day, 

Cordially,

Richard Head 

Customer Realtions 

Kentucky Employment Office 

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Bro Man

besides my medical problems there just has not been much to add to the site............besides the aproxx 8-10 gigs i have booked us at Longshot every month we are doing little more than shopping center gigs and Belle cruises for the geriatric crowd on the other nights(an exception to this is a really cool wedding we did for some long time fans last week)

you have to look to Nov 7 when we get to play the Brown Theatre (1800 seats) to get very excited about anything...........the dude who was recording us is closing down his studio and none of us liked working with him anyway.......so now the album is in limbo 

we do have the Terrapin Hill festival in sept where we can show off the whole concert band so that will be nice

in the mean time we are just honing our chops with barry and bob and getting ready for that break, if it ever comes

right now i am just chilling out, taking care of the dog and mother and watching rachel ray...........seems My Morning Jacket is her guest (wow those guys really make the rounds) ................they were going to reveal some Louisvile home recipies, however they couldnt cuz they havent spent enough time here to know any!

and as we have spent 10 of the last 14 weeks idle on friday and saturday, my mother and i are settling into a nice platter of macaroni and cheese     yummm yummmmmmmm

hope all is well with your family .................when this band gets back off its ass so will i, as far as web updates and stuff.......but i see the bands main emphasis has been taken care of here lately............after all what OTHER rock band in the USA has its own simpsons museum

yours in

-kai-

Bunn 

ps......shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits 

RIP George 

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there are plenty of jobs out there any joe schmoe could do.

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I tell you what, that new keyboard guy you have, Dave Ramsey, sure is good.

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 Joe Schmoe,

     Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.

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Packin' our bags, headin' to the grocery for cooler fillin's and gassin' up the Jeep to go meet the Brownings up at Niagara Falls...woo hoo!!! Monica put the skids on my plans to take the canoe and do my own Old Dude of the Mist thing...something about causing an international incident in the middle of the Boy George controversy. sigh Anyhooooo....I will report on the Browning Vacation Watch when we get back on Monday. See you there, Tommy, Netty, Punkin' and Nickie...Sorry, but you will thank us one day for boarding Norton at the vet's rather than bringing him bouncing into your motel room. He takes his kangaroo blood very seriously.

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Dave Ramsey says there's great place to go when you're broke ... TO WORK

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My love for old and funky motor vehicle designs has lead me to the discovery of the "NERACAR"....a very bizzare looking two -wheeled conveyance first produced in England and then in Syracuse, N.Y. and was funded by King Gillette.....also a great site for other vintage european bikes...go to.. cybermotorcycle.com/euro/brands/neracar.htm The Guymeister

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My love for old and funky motor vehicle designs has lead me to the discovery of the "NERACAR"....a very bizzare looking two -wheeled conveyance first produced in England and then in Syracuse, N.Y. and was funded by King Gillette.....also a great site for other vintage european bikes...go to.. cybermotorcycle.com/euro/brands/neracar.htm The Guymeister

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From the mouths of babes oftimes comes oatmeal....and puke. Radny....yer new site is slick as snot...it came up in english for me. This site has an excellent look(I mean this one here)and just as a lowly scumbag outside observer (yeah, right.)You have done a great job here..a totally professional look. I do enjoy coming here. Kinda nice to be around some folks from the past. Lotsa good memories and hopefully new memories on the horizon, Peace be with you, The Guymeister

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hey randy,

    theres a darkstar date in july i need for you to put on the calendar. its on sat july 26th. i am emailing you aug and sept dates also. thank you oh gifted one.

                                love,

                                 tom

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Idiots are like assholes...we are all entirely too familiar with at least one...

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Hey,

I don't want to throw oil on the obviously smoking rags of band relations ;o), but does anybody have anything new to put up here? Music? Videos? News? Second hand cars for sale? 

I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel in terms of content, here...

I've been busy doing a new site for the company that I, (ahem) "work" for (that's why my posts here have slacked off lately) ... You can check it out here if you want to ohh and ahh and try to read French...don't expect too much , tho - it's a little weak on cont'ent too.

I was just thinking that if you ever wanted to change the look & feel of the pranksters site, we might go with something like this...

let me know what you think...

A+

RR

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Sorry to hear about the lack of gigs...I wish I was in the "Ville...I would promote you.......Think about Chapel Hill.....You gotta be booked to be seen and heard...otherwise all of that effort  ends up being a big popcorn fart... So I wish all of you the best. Durham Blues Festival next week.. Taj Mahal headlines....I hope all is well. GJL 

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